{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Nolan Miller","displaytitle":"Nolan Miller","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7048207","titles":{"canonical":"Nolan_Miller","normalized":"Nolan Miller","display":"Nolan Miller"},"pageid":11127039,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Nolan_Miller.jpg","width":256,"height":393},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Nolan_Miller.jpg","width":256,"height":393},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1291439664","tid":"3599444b-3613-11f0-a75d-8ac9d9df9bcf","timestamp":"2025-05-21T07:14:18Z","description":"American costume designer (1933–2012)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Miller","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Miller?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Miller?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nolan_Miller"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Miller","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nolan_Miller","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nolan_Miller?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nolan_Miller"}},"extract":"Nolan Bertrandoff Miller was an American fashion and jewelry designer on QVC and a television costume designer best known for his work on the long-running 1980s series Dynasty, its spin-off series The Colbys and the 1991 miniseries Dynasty: The Reunion. He collaborated on many projects with television producers Aaron Spelling and Douglas S. Cramer, including Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Hotel, Hart to Hart, and Vega$.","extract_html":"
Nolan Bertrandoff Miller was an American fashion and jewelry designer on QVC and a television costume designer best known for his work on the long-running 1980s series Dynasty, its spin-off series The Colbys and the 1991 miniseries Dynasty: The Reunion. He collaborated on many projects with television producers Aaron Spelling and Douglas S. Cramer, including Charlie's Angels, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Hotel, Hart to Hart, and Vega$.
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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